because you're of this world...

everyone should live in advertisement land.

in the wonderful land of advertisements, the people are gorgeous and happy. there are no such things as fat people, ugly people or pimples. the sun shines all day long and a frown is almost unheard of. because in advertland, there are solutions to every little problem. if you are fat, ugly or have chronic acne problems, there always is someone or some miracle cure for your woes.

in advertland, the food always looks good and appetizing. best of all, they are all supposedly cheap and fantastic and possibly of gourmet quality. you get plenty of opportunities to win cars, luxury condominiums, mp3 players and several other things that would have burnt a hole in your pocket in real life.

you are promised a comfortable future with lucrative investment and savings plans, together with the gurantee of half a zillion material objects to entertain you. you can travel the world at a cost it takes to maintain an ant, and have the best things in life.

live the material life. get your material satisfaction. come to advertland and be happy!

p/s: religion is not included. (for God and His children are not of this world.)